comedycentral:

Find out which of these #WorseMoonLandingQuotes is one giant leap for mankind on tonight’s new @midnight.

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

(Source: teallikethecolor)

poryqon:

When i took this an employee was staring at me

poryqon:

When i took this an employee was staring at me

yourewelcomelibby:

GUYS GUYS GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAR I FOUND ITS SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIT

kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

Tumblr app:I'm done loading
Me:but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app:did I stutter

ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

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