“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
IF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I’M GONNA LISTEN TO YOU EXPLAINING TO ME ALL THE DIFFERENT REGIONAL ACCENTS/DIALECTS OF YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND SHOWING ME THE EXACT LINGUISTIC DIFFERENCES TO RELATED LANGUAGES then you are absolutely right make yourself comfortable i’ll just bring the popcorn and then we can proceed
I can’t even put together a dinner party and multiple girls I went to high school with are putting entire weddings together.
|Gf:||babe come over|
|Me:||I'm eating garlic bread|
|Gf:||I'm horny and my parents aren't home|
|Me:||it's the kind that's covered in cheese|
Anonymous said: dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Dear Men Above Me,
Are you guys dancing or killing someone?
Thanking the Lord I’m not famous atm.